Happy birthday, my partner in crime! Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Don't forget to blow all 50 candles yourself! Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
Congrats @MasterChief! You will do great bro. I believe in you! You totally deserve some chickin nuggets, steak, charcuterie and cheese platter.. oh! and don't forget the most expensive wine in the world! *coughs*